Good afternoon Ladies and Jellyspoons

I come before you to stand behind you
And tell you something I know nothing about

Next Thursday,which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,for Fathers only.

Wear your best clothes if you haven't any,
and if you can come, please stay at home.

Admission's free pay at the door.
Take a seat and sit on the floor.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program.